Anyone who has ever had an AOL account knows what it's like to find an inbox full of junk mail when attempting to check for new messages. But, could it be that these so-called spammers aren't just clogging the system, selling diet pills and porn? Is there a secret message or even an art in the esoteric subject lines? To find out, The ApeSheet decided to take the subject lines from all the emails in one of our rarely used accounts and turn it into verse. Here are the results:

Self fisting fun, secret online affairs
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A BJ is not cheating; playas only
Sizzling women, hot bodies
Fresh, willing girls!
Just married and still getting around!

Attention!!!
Share your opinion. Earn your cash.
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Strange girls for weird acts!
Its really easy to get laid!

Porn collector’s friend
Get in the raw!
Enjoy the financial freedom you deserve
Quality evening, forking a stranger
Other holes, (none)

Hey
Girls that take what they want!
Get a fingermouse when you place an ink
Cosmetic collection for a buck.
Hornee+neighbor=lucky

Real moms
Girl Next Door going down
Get in the raw!
Fill Surveys to Earn Rewards

Settle your dedts
South of the border girls
Awesome greedy girls
New piece every night

Wife away? why not play
Sheltering descended discovery
Girls packing a suprise for these guys!
Can they open wide enough?

We've got all kinds
The perfect release
Love thy neighbor
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