The ApeSheet® is a poorly organized humor site with an admittedly poor attitude designed to make you laugh out loud, chuckle quietly, or at the very least, smirk a little. If while reading this site you find anything the least bit funny, do us a favor. Tell someone!
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The ApeSheet® consists of Recent Articles in five different sections: music, film/tv, print, miscellaneous and our very own art magazine, ARTless. Each section also features a handful of Classic Ape articles from the archives and a special Featured Writer section where we highlight the best of one of our many contributors.
Also, be sure to check out each section's Ape Store to purchase exciting items from Amazon. Why would The ApeSheet link to Amazon? Good question. Apparently, if about a million people buy something by following the links in the Ape Store, we make $1.50. That's good money, baby!
The ApeSheet® is run and maintained by Steve Goss and Steve Justice. In addition to a plethora of celebrity columnists, the following scribes have donated their writings to the ApeSheet®.CONTRIBUTORS
The Dead President
Wendy "Here's Your Fucking Ancient Chinese Secret" Kim
Teddy "Tex" Osner
George C. Simpson
Lt. Major Taint
W. F. Yung
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